Anonymous asked
Hello

Aye

Anonymous asked
Ur pee pee hole was this small 👌

I know its tiny u-u (8

Anonymous asked
Hey nigga remember me 😎👉👌👅👅👅👅when I was down on u?😉

hahaha wtf, hey anon (8

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki)

bevsi:

if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”