stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

(Source: slothblog)

joshniqqa:

you isolate yourself in your room bc you’re hating your family but den u hungry

tampontampoff:

“NO HOMO!”  the teenage boy screams.  but its too late.  the gays have already arrived

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott)